Dear Joe, I saw your puzzle on page 3 of the last issue, and I have to tell you, that’s the hardest damn thing I’ve ever seen. I’m usually pretty good at this kind of stuff, but I’ve been over the entire issue with a magnifying glass and I can’t find the teaser anywhere. Will you print the answer in the next issue? I sure hope so because I like puzzles. Puzzle Guy Dear Puzzle Guy, When you put out a publication like this with the skeleton crew we use, we occasionally miss stuff. For instance the throw away “find the teaser” line inserted as a space saver when laying out the paper. In theory, that was supposed to remind the editor to find the teaser (a phrase used to entice the reader to seek out a specific column.) We’re sorry you invested so much time and energy looking for an answer to a puzzle that never existed. Puzzles aren’t a bad idea though. It might be a good addition to The Joe if we can come up with something. Let us know what you think. Joe Dear Joe, Your Editor is a nice enough person, but professionally, I think she’s too nice! After seeing my latest piece, (Barking About Parking), de-neutered like it was, I’ve had folks telling me I’m going soft. Nothing could be further from the truth. The original version contained no less than 5 marginal swear words, though none was one of the big 7. I know you shy away from profanity and understand your reasoning in leaving it out, but my real concern is changing my content. My argument if you’ll remember was that changing downtown to all free parking didn’t necessarily mean the Parking Nazis had to be out of work. You changed my suggestion for their