By Eavin Moore

So my wife called me last week and said “Wanna tell me why you’re getting emails from a Porn Star?” I assumed it was another one of those male enhancement offers. I can’t figure out why they are targeting me? Like I really need that! Ha ha ha. That’s funny.

When I got home I read the whole email and found my name had been drawn from a bowl at The Regular Joe office. It seems that a big star in the adult film industry is coming to town and through the luck of the draw it seemed I would be conducting a one-on-one with one Miss Daisy Duxe.

I wasn’t there, but the way I hear it went down was, Jimmy Hamilton was the first to see the email and he was all over it. He could have had it in the bag, but he screwed up. He had to go and brag about it. As soon as Venis A Venable heard about it he argued, “Why do you get to do it? That’s age discrimination!” Then Bob Shultz valiantly stepped up to offer his services, claiming that since she was primarily a film star, it was really his area. Publisher, Jay Kerner was tired of all the bitching and put all the Joe writer’s names (including his own) in a bowl, and well, you guessed it. (Full story)

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by Sheila Mayer Textures, colors and lovely fragrances are often combined with botanicals to create

America’s easiest, yet fastest growing craft of soapmaking. When cutting and trimming hard bar soap, the exquisite feel of the fragrant stuff in your hands is an undeniable delight.  Crafting high quality soap is easy and surprisingly simple. More and more home soapmakers are stirring up pots of soap each day, sniffing the fragrant stuff and using it for personal gifts or use in their own homes.  When many people think of soap, they think of the rough textured bar soap such as Ivory or Coast. Those corporate soaps are created using animal fats and coconut oil with huge towers of automated machinery. Air bubbles are stirred into them so that they float in water. Silicates and other chemicals are added to keep the soap particles from sticking so that it will move through the extrusional machinery easily. Often those chemicals can be unfriendly to skin. Often the user feels coated, as if the corporate soap has not been all rinsed off. 

But with handcrafted soap, since none of that is necessary as the batches are small, the soap that is created is cleansing and nourishing to skin depending on what oils are used to create the soap. They can be unscented, especially if the intended user has difficulty with scent or fragrance of any kind. Or they can be scented with fragrance copies such as watermelon, peach or green tea, since nature did not provide us with those scents, or if desired, one can use plant derived essential oils to achieve an aromatherapeutic effect.  Your own personal soaps can be crafted by you in different ways. 

There are those who enjoy taking premade batches of either clear or white plain unscented soap, shaving it down into slivers, and adding distilled water to cook it a bit. Scents, grains and other botanicals can then be added to make what is called milled soap. Milled soap tends to be harder and can last longer with daily use. It does not take as much of a potentially expensive scented oil to make it fragrant. Others like to measure out their oils separately from their lye solution and combine the two to start the chemical reaction called saponification. This is the part that feels so magical, seeing the fats and lye thicken up in the pot and then pouring the thickened batch into molds to finish out the chemical reaction.  

The thickening up is what is called tracing. Tracings do not jump up and down to call attention to themselves, but simple tests for it can be done often; simply drizzle a little of the soap mixture on the top of the mix. If you make a circle or a star and it stays on the top, you have what is called tracing. The soap can then be poured into the molds. Though many people are afraid of lye, they should be no more afraid of it than bleach or toilet bowl cleaner. Don’t drink it. Use precautions and treat it with respect and care. Things should go well. Search out Lye Safety Precautions.  (Full story)

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By Bob Shultz 

Horrorfest ‘08! Thursday, July 3rd. Horseshoe Lake Drive-In, Admission: $7.50 per person (Under 17 not admitted without parent or guardian). Barf bags not included. 

Tired of the same old Thursday Night?? Have you NOT spent enough quality time this summer with the “Undeaded”? Sick of using sheathes and weed-whackers on nothing but the lawn? Well, heads up, “Zombie-Ites” and “slasherphiles”… If your taste in movies runs blood-red with the screams of the horror-genre, you’re probably feeling a bit left out of this summer’s movie season.          Sure, you’ve braved the crowds at “Ironman” and witnessed the second coming of “Indiana Jones”. You may have even been the handful of confused people who sat throw the “what the hell is going on here?” experience of “The Strangers.” You’re probably the same fear-thriving moviegoers that “planted” themselves for the 2-hour not-so-happening, happenings in “The Happening.”  (Full story)

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Hey Joe,

 

I wanted to let you know I went to the grand opening of the Gallery 7 after reading about it in The Joe. That place rocks and is just what St. Joe has needed. I went with the idea showing the artists some support. I left with two painting…I guess that counts as support too!

 

Mike W.

 

Mike,

 

When we’re right we’re right! At first rumor of the gallery we were buzzing. There was certainly a little fear that it would be difficult to get the word out…well, Joe-Town never let’s us down. People poured in and original artwork poured out; not to worry, the artists have plenty more ready to go. Stop in and see it!

 

Joe (Full story)

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 by Wayne Jensen, Independent writer.

With the high price of gas, I had decided to hang around St. Joe this summer, but then the kids started to drive me crazy. What’s a guy to do?? So I grabbed a cup of Joe and got to thinking about my dilemma. Then it hit me!

I remembered a couple good ol’ Joes who had discovered a solution to this problem when I was one of those over-energetic kids. Joe Detheridge (sp) and Joe Welty’s Garage wizard mechanic, Marshall Harlow, had led a parade of Joes up the highway to a place called

Big

Lake. We had had some great times on that old lake, so I decided to check it out. I loaded up the family and we headed north on I-29.

(Full story)

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By Jimmy “Hambone”

Hamilton

I’d been trying to get into Hammerjacks for the last couple of weeks. I’d get within a block of the place, at 512 Felix, but couldn’t seem to get any closer. Torn up streets and orange plastic fencing were keeping me from my destination. I’m sure the Downtown streetscape stuff will be nice when it’s finished, but in the meantime its’ dirty and totally disruptive to the businesses that count on foot traffic.

I finally maneuvered a winding path through the detritus and made it inside. It was a lot bigger inside than I expected. Chad Van was behind the bar and opened me a cold one with a combination hammer/bottle opener, as we discussed the new venture (Full story)

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By Jay Kerner

The neighbors across the street are taking down a couple of trees; great big son-of-a-guns.

My wife and I live in a restored carriage house in the Cathedral Hill neighborhood, and the trees around here are mostly huge. Last winter’s ice storm did a number on them and many have branches noticeably missing, like amputees with an empty sleeve where a healthy arm used to be.

The big guys across the street lost some bulk in December and I guess the neighbors decided to do something now instead of waiting. When the trees are considerably taller than the houses around them, it doesn’t take a lot of imagination to envision the damage they could do, coming down on their own.

So last evening I sat outside watching the workers drop the giants section by section. They seemed very professional to the untrained eye, each large piece dropped with precision. As I took in the progress I realized that it made me a little sad. (Full story)

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By Jay Kerner

Like most people, I suppose, my morals fluctuate with my self interest. I hate being told what to do, but clearly everyone else could use some guidance.

 

St. Joe is going through some growing pains. We may not be getting any bigger necessarily, but growth, progress, whatever you want to call it, is happening all the same.

 

The

School District is hard at work trying to figure out how to deal with a shifting population and aging buildings. Their plan to purchase and develop land in the northeast corridor, hit some snags, when questions about roads and traffic patterns came up. After a unanimous vote against the original plan, a new tract has been found close by that has the built in advantage of already budgeted road improvements. District reps are taking credit for how the process worked as intended. (Full story)

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by Jay Kerner

 

I love start ups. I love the brainstorming, filling legal pads with notes, the conception of the idea when it’s still all pure and beautiful and reality hasn’t wiped its muddy feet all over it yet. The truth, as anybody who has stuck their neck out and tried things knows, is that starting anything that lasts is hard. Our hats are way off to the Coleman Hawkins Jazz Society as they hit their 10 year anniversary and unveil the new statue of St. Joe’s own Jazz Pioneer. This year’s festival will be held Friday and Saturday June 20th & 21st.

 

Do we like festivals around here or what? The cool thing about this annual event is that it’s a mellow vibe that’s just perfect to mingle around in. See old friends. Have a beer outside in the park on a sunny summer afternoon or evening. Bring some lawn chairs and sit down front. Bring a blanket and pick a shady spot on the bank. (Full story)

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In October 2008, a state–of–the–art breast center will open at Heartland Regional Medical Center (HRMC). This new center will offer many benefits to patients; Radiologist Chris Looney, MD, states that three of these elements will make a huge difference: time, support and technology.

The primary purpose of the breast center is to decrease the time from receiving an abnormal mammogram result to initiating treatment from sometimes two to three months to just a matter of days. (Full story)

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