By Eavin Moore
So my wife called me last week and said “Wanna tell me why you’re getting emails from a Porn Star?” I assumed it was another one of those male enhancement offers. I can’t figure out why they are targeting me? Like I really need that! Ha ha ha. That’s funny.
When I got home I read the whole email and found my name had been drawn from a bowl at The Regular Joe office. It seems that a big star in the adult film industry is coming to town and through the luck of the draw it seemed I would be conducting a one-on-one with one Miss Daisy Duxe.
I wasn’t there, but the way I hear it went down was, Jimmy Hamilton was the first to see the email and he was all over it. He could have had it in the bag, but he screwed up. He had to go and brag about it. As soon as Venis A Venable heard about it he argued, “Why do you get to do it? That’s age discrimination!” Then Bob Shultz valiantly stepped up to offer his services, claiming that since she was primarily a film star, it was really his area. Publisher, Jay Kerner was tired of all the bitching and put all the Joe writer’s names (including his own) in a bowl, and well, you guessed it. (Full story)
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